slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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highenergyjewtrino:

A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct.  If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.

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A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.

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new car new car! exactly like my old one except it’s grey and has a rear spoiler. i have a type

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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taylo-b:

photo credit- Taylor Burns

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hilarious and scarily accurate. i’ll definitely be out of style this year since i can’t put my rescue dog in my rental 2014 nissan altima, but i can rock the khaki shorts and thoroughbred stallion hat like nobody’s business.

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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