February 2012
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Also today is my half birthday
I’m halfway to 20
I have 6 months left of teenagerdom
I’m not ready
Is that giveaway like real? What?
TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT
Dearest talkdontchangeathing, In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams. So, in a...
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mirror: dayum girl how u get so fine
camera: no stop go back to the jungle
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dapperhomo:
she want that
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and it’s not even my birthday
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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So the chance that I’m going to learn all of these classification tests for my chem lab exam tomorrow is slim to none. So I’m gonna just stop now.
Goodnight.
I am literally the worst speech giver on this planet.
I don’t stutter normally, but when I have to read off of a paper I start stuttering REALLY badly. I pronounce words really weird, and usually I get ahead of myself and trip over my words and then make a weird noise.
Terrible.
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IN OUR ANATOMY CLASS WE WATCHED THE COOLEST...
It was about racehorses and they dissected one and talked about their legs, lungs, heart, spleen, etc and it was SO COOL. I want to dissect things for a living. Seriously.
We watched it on youtube so I’m gonna go find it and post it here so that anyone who is interested can watch.
ithinkshewinkedatme:
I love how Wendy’s calls their fries ‘natural cut.’
Does nature just go “Hey those are potatoes for Wendy’s, I better cut them to be nice.”
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The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?
I have an equine anatomy quiz in half an hour, and I haven’t looked over the notes for the past week. I should do that….
But tumblr….
