December 2011
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
“Happy New year to everyone, may the dressage judges be more or less drunk to...”
– Nadeem Noon (via knowgravity)
I did! here
4 tags
Me: Hey, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yeah, anything.
Me: ... I got a tattoo.
Mom: Where? What is it? An ASTRONAUT?! Why? Oh... everyone is gonna think YOU'RE a space cadet! What are your future employers gonna say? I guess you can cover it by your hair. Okay. I don't love it but I'm okay with it, it's your body and you can do whatever you want. It's not that bad.
Dad: What's that behind your ear? A tattoo? A TATTOO?! Permanent? PERMANENT?! You're crazy. What is it gonna look like when you're 90? It's gonna be all saggy and wrinkly. It's gonna look GROSS.
ill-be-fine-i-swear:
WE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
and by party i mean sit here and scroll through my dash
talking to myself
I got invited to a new years party tonight but it’s with my high school friends and most of them are going to be drunk and i don’t like drunk people and my best friends have invited me to go out to the barn with them today and get dinner and spend new years at one of their houses which honestly i would rather do because parties and social events make me uncomfortable but i already...
What up 2 unfollowers
Also, I JUST GOT MY TATTOO!!! Sghashdbfeshajscbds.
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Yesterday we had Christmas with my mom’s best friend, and she gave me this gift card but it was locked in this box and the only way to get it out was to get this ball through a maze on the outside of the box, and it was really hard and confusing and while I was trying to get it done my dad was just laughing at me
Little does he know that now I’m just gonna put random shit of his in...
FUCK i just turned over and my cat was right...
My cat just ran across my room and used my face as...
2 tags
Drama: I'm bright orange
Rob: You're bright PERFECT
5am
Cat: HEY IT'S TIME TO PLAY FUCKING PLAY WITH ME OMG I LOVE CUDDLES I WILL LAY ON YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU HUG ME PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE DON'T GO TO SLEEP YOU NEED TO THROW MY TOYS AROUND I WILL MEOW AT YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE MEEEEEE
when my cat decides 5am is her prime cuddle time
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really