Oh nothing, just tried to break my ankle again and left me stranded in a field with vicious wild dogs.

I wrote a post about it: http://talkdontchangeathing.tumblr.com/post/7103261155/so-finn-wins-the-biggest-dickhead-on-the-planet-award

That’s debatable.

He dumped me again today.

I was letting him canter on top of the ridge, and we got by the round bales on top of the hill and I asked him to open up once we got to an uphill part, and the little bitch spins a 180, almost summersaults over himself as he bucks huge, dumps me and then takes off back to the barn. We were probably like 1/4 mile away from the barn, and I had to walk almost all the way back. I got the wind knocked out of me worse than I ever had before, so I was just laying on the ground like UHHHHHH UHHHHHH UHHHHH I probably looked mentally challenged hahahaha. Then I did a mental once-over, got scared that I broke my ankle again because everything else stopped hurting except for my ankle, but then I decided to see if I could walk on it and I could so that’s good.

Apparently there’s coyote tracks up there which theoretically he could have spooked at, but he went by there 3 times before on the same path and didn’t even blink twice at it, SO I don’t know what’s going on in his stupid little brain.

Oh, the lady I’m living with just told me that they’re coy dogs, or a wild dog coyote cross. Hunters are even scared of them because they aren’t scared of anything, so they’ll just come right up and attack you. Apparently all the horses are scared of them. So THANKS FINN FOR FUCKING STRANDING ME AND QUITE POSSIBLY CRIPPLING ME IN A FIELD WITH A BUNCH OF VICIOUS WILD DOGS. Especially if I was asking you to RUN FASTER WHEN YOU BUCKED, you think you would have just RUN MORE. 

DICKHEAD. I CAN’T EVEN.

So yeah, the next 3 weeks are going to be his own personal hell. BOOTCAMP IS GONNA BE A BITCH FINN. Transitions every 7 strides? Yes. Running him until he can barely walk? Yes. Plus I’m not lifting my butt out of the saddle at all. Not for posting trot, not for galloping position. Nothing. Life is gonna suuuuck for him. Muahahaha.