May 2012
Every time I have a jump lesson my horse proves to me that he is 1000x smarter than I am
April 2012
Watchfuckyeahhorsesports:
2012 Rolex Kentucky Three-Day Event Cross-Country Crashes and Falls
My Thoughts While Tacking My Horse
Me: Fuck my life, saddle pad is backwards.
Me: Shit I forgot my girth again.
Me: I really need to clean my tack.
Me: I'll do that after I ride.
Me: ...
Me: Lol no I won't.
Me: Alright suck it in fatty.
Me: I know you're pushing out.
Me: -.- ..
Me: Seriously stop.
Me: Alright give me your nose.
Me: Stop resisting you're fine.
Me: Take the goddamn bit, goddamnit.
Me: Lol I'm like smashing his ears, my bad.
Me: Forelocks are such a hassle.
Me: Okay done, now let's not die today.
Fuck getting a real job.
rascalthecat:
I’m going to host a series on the travel channel and eat a shit load of good ass food.
I’ve always said I wanted to take Samantha Brown’s job
except I would be awkward as fuck in front of a camera and I’m not exactly a ray of sunshine to look at so that would be a negative
My Thoughts While Grooming My Horse
Me: I swear this horse rolls in mud on purpose just to piss me off.
Me: How does one creature acquire so much dust?
Me: This brush sucks.
Me: I don't even know why I have it.
Me: I don't even know where it came from.
Me: Or why I continue to use it.
Me: I'm brushing this horse and the dust just goes right back on.
Me: [continues brushing watching dust]
Me: What the fuck did you roll in?
Me: Oh shut up the spray bottle does not hurt you.
Me: You're fine, god.
Me: Bitch don't you dare bite me.
Me: Hoof picks with brushes are so much better.
Me: I don't even know why they make the other ones.
Me: Is that thrush? Shit.
Me: Nevermind no it's not.
Me: ...
Me: You would have to shit right now.
Me: Thanks a lot, really.
Me: Okay this is not a show, good enough.
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Okay, I’m turning this shit in. It’s only 288 words long, if I read it out loud it would take nowhere near 5-7 minutes but I’m so done with this. There’s no way I’m going to figure out a way to somehow record a powerpoint, put my narration on top of it and post it on tumblr. If Palumbo thinks I’m going to do all of that she’s on crack.
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My english class makes me want to cry and also rip my face off and throw it at my professor. I want to do well but when she asks us to do all this pointless shit that doesn’t make any sense I get really frustrated and to keep from having a complete mental breakdown I have to make myself not care and uggghhhh
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hackamore:
this project is probably worth half of my grade and i just cannot bring myself to finish it.
Somehow I’m supposed to post a powerpoint on Tumblr or something? I don’t think that’s possible. Wtf Palumbo. Wtf.
aaackles:
horses and supernatural were the best decisions of my life by far
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Less than half of the horses that started Rolex are moving on to show jumping… thats crazy.
